Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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