Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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