omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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