U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?