i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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