my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead