I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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