My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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