I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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