I want to stick my p in your. b.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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