Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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