I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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