come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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