9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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