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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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