And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
