Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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