He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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I need you to use more vowels.
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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