Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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