Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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