Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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