Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
do nipples grow back?
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