Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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