just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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