so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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