I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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