did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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