How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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