Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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