Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.