He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.