whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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