Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
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she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i think i just lost a toe
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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