apparently the secret to your success is patron
what day is it and did you see me today?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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