There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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