For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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