Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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