Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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