no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
4 words: hood of his car
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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