Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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