Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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