So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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