help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
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So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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