i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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