Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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