chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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