I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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