If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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