last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Randomize
