I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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