im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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